make me choosewhy-causefuckyouthatswhy asked Robin Sparkles or Robin Daggers? 

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2048: Human Disaster Edition


What if this guy got you pregnant?






one of these is not like the other

If you’re talking about the snake-in-pants, Criss Angel-esque, dark arts magician at the bottom…

Who is literally the one with no boundaries whatsoever.

I don’t think Neil understands the concept of appropriateness. 

Not that I’m one to talk though.

I was going to say that poor Cobie was not done fastening her shoe when they took her picture. 

There are two kinds of people.

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Better titles for HIMYM:


How I Met My Consolation Prize

How We Destroyed 9 Seasons Worth of Character Development

How Your Mom is Basically Another Girl That I Banged

How I Got Over Robin — Oh, Just Kidding

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i always get nervous when people ask me what my hobbies are i cant exactly say sitting in front of a computer for 8+ hours everyday

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How I Met Your Mother 

Seasons - First and last scenes

There’s just something up with that last one.

Yeah I don’t remember the last one ever happening…

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